So I finally received enough of the same messages that I feel justified in having an FAQ. Actually this started happening a long time ago but it didn’t bug me enough to do something about it until now.

What’s your name?

Bekn Dignum

Is that your real name?

Yeah

What does ‘Dignum’ mean? Where does it come from?

It’s an Irish name from Eyeland. It means being worthy or honest or something, I dunno.

How do you pronounce your first name?

Two ways: Either ‘beckon’ or ‘ben’ whichever one you prefer, I frequently alternate between the two as do people I know.

Are you dating [friend]?

No, I have a girlfriend called Kirstin. I post about her sometimes

How do you know [person who you know from the internet like Ed, Lloyd, Vondell, Harry or whatever]?

This is a weird question because it almost always means: How can I become friends with that person I know from the internet?! and that’s a question that if you’re having to ask then you probably shouldn’t attempt to pursue a friendship with them. Also I think it’s kinda rude to go asking their friends how to become friends with them.

How old are you/where do you live?

I’m answering these questions in a weird order. 18, in England.

Are you at university?

Almost! I’m going to uni in London in September to study English Literature.

Why are you such a dick?

:(

When are you doing more music?

Right now! I’m writing and recording an EP with my buddy, Jamey, under the name Bed Joke. It’ll be out soonish(?)

What happened to your old music?

I took it off bandcamp because I didn’t like it.

Why did the sarcasdicks break up?

Because we had differences that were too strong for us to carry on being in a collab channel together. Also we didn’t feel comfortable ripping off the sarcaschicks/leeching off of their success.

Will the sarcasdicks return?

Nah

Are you still friends with the other dicks?

I still talk to Matt and Matt because they’re both great. Benn sorta does his own thing and James is nowhere to be seen.

Do you seriously get asked this many questions?

Surprisingly, yes. I’m just scrolling through my ask box and picking the ones that pop up frequently.

How tall are you?

About 5’9 I think.

Are you religious?

Nah

Are you gay?

Nah

Are you a girl?

Nah

Political views?

I like the ones what do the good

Are you done?

I think so

That’s pretty much everything. If you still have anything burning deep inside that you wish to be answered then head on over to my ask box or if you rather I responded via video then I have a VYou for that stuff. Thank you and goodnight!