bek n

bek n

deucebag:

theresavoidinmypolaroid:

If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah” 

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah

chevalierdog:

today some guy with a mine craft shirt came up and ordered some bologna and the price came up as 4.04 and he said “4.04… bologna not found” under his breath

notquiteluke:

seriousjones:

notquiteluke:

seriousjones:

friendly reminder that the iron throne belongs to his grace stannis baratheon by right of birth and blood (◕‿◕✿)

excuse me motherfucker, targaryens were there first

friendly reminder that aerys targaryen the mad king was not the lord’s chosen, azor ahai born again, the lightbringer and the son of fire, stannis of the house baratheon, first of his name, rightful king of the andals and the first men, and protector of the realm ヽ(*・ω・)ノ

you can go on with your fuckin titles all day mate but that dont make god real 

theweirdpart:

posyes:

i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him

did you go to ouran highschool